By Numbers here from Shame or Censure free, All Crimes are safe, but hated Poverty. This, only this, the rigid Law persues, This, only this, provokes the snarling Muse. London: A Poem (1738), lines 158–161
by Samuel Johnson
315 remarks filed at Fleet Street, 53 Dictionary entries, fifteen Boswell exchanges, twenty-two curious particulars, and the great Rambler & Idler papers - Looking into Futurity, On Idleness, the Governance of Chance, the Death of a Friend, and Of Biography.
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By Numbers here from Shame or Censure free, All Crimes are safe, but hated Poverty. This, only this, the rigid Law persues, This, only this, provokes the snarling Muse. London: A Poem (1738), lines 158–161
BEING HIS ESSAYS · COLLECTED FOR THE IDLE READER
SAMUEL JOHNSON · 1709 – 1784
“When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.”
Eighty-four entries from the 42,773. The funny ones, the famous ones, the libellous ones, and the half-dozen where he simply admits he doesn’t know what the word means.
42,773 entries · nine years · one man · six amanuenses · a Gough Square garret.
Below: 83 of his most famous, fun, libellous, and self-incriminating entries.
A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words.
Johnson on his own profession.
A Dictionary of the English Language·17 Gough Square, London·1755
Boswell sets it up; Johnson lands it. Fifteen exchanges, ringable on demand.
15 exchanges, recorded by Boswell. Read the setup; tap the bell to ring Johnson’s reply.
16 May 1763 · Tom Davies’s shop, Russell Street
Their first meeting. Boswell, twenty-two and Scottish, knows Johnson hates Scotland.
···Boswell, hoping to disarm the joke before Johnson could fire it:
BOSWELLI do indeed come from Scotland, but I cannot help it.
Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D. (1791)·London & the Hebrides·1763 - 1784
Twenty-two facts about the Doctor - the body, the mind, the friendships, the work, the quirks.
22 brief facts about the body, mind, friendships, work, and quirks of Sam: Johnson.
Boswell, Mrs. Thrale, Johnson’s own letters·Lichfield · London · Streatham·1709 - 1784
THE RAMBLER · No 2
Saturday, 24 March 1750
The mind is never satisfied with the objects immediately before it, but breaks away from the present, and loses itself in schemes of future felicity.
“The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.”
THE IDLER · No 31
Saturday, 18 November 1758
Idleness is a silent and peaceful quality, that neither raises envy by ostentation, nor hatred by opposition; and therefore no body is busy to censure or detect it.
“Nothing is to be expected from the workman whose tools are for ever to be sought.”
THE RAMBLER · No 184
Saturday, 21 December 1751
In a state of universal uncertainty, where a thousand dangers hover about us, nothing can afford rational tranquility, but the conviction that nothing is governed by chance.
“We set out on a tempestuous sea in quest of some port, where we expect to find rest, but where we are not sure of admission.”
THE RAMBLER · No 60
Saturday, 13 October 1750
No species of writing is more worthy of cultivation, since none can more certainly enchain the heart by irresistible interest.
“There has rarely passed a life of which a judicious and faithful narrative would not be useful.”
His mother died on 23 January 1759, aged ninety. Ten days later, on the Saturday, the 41st Idler came out. He kept the form he had been given - 2,000 words, weekly, no signature - and quietly wrote the only thing he could.
THE IDLER · No 41
Saturday, 27 January 1759
The life which made my own life pleasant is at an end, and the gates of death are shut upon my prospects.
“Philosophy may infuse stubbornness, but Religion only can give patience.”
Boswell, who was afraid of cats, recorded that Dr. Johnson kept one named Hodge, for whom he was exceedingly tender. Johnson went out himself to buy oysters for the cat, rather than send a servant, “lest the servants, having that trouble, should take a dislike to the poor creature.” Boswell once came upon the doctor smiling down at Hodge on his shoulder and saying, half-apologetic and half-proud, “Why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this” - then, stroking the cat, “- but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.” When Hodge died, the poet Percival Stockdale wrote an elegy for him. Johnson, it was said, was not the same about cats after.
There is a bronze statue of Hodge in Gough Square today, sitting on a copy of the Dictionary with an open oyster at his paws.
Boswell, Life of Johnson·17 Gough Square, London·recorded 1783
Founded 1764 at the Turk’s Head Tavern, Gerrard Street, Soho - “an evening once a week, from 7 to 11.” - on the motion of Sir Joshua Reynolds.
Samuel Johnson
1709–1784
President. The Great Cham.
Joshua Reynolds
1723–1792
Painter. First President of the Royal Academy.
Edmund Burke
1729–1797
Statesman, philosopher of the Sublime.
Oliver Goldsmith
1728–1774
Poet, playwright, novelist. The Vicar of Wakefield.
David Garrick
1717–1779
Actor. Johnson’s former Lichfield pupil.
James Boswell
1740–1795
Biographer. Joined the Club 1773.
Edward Gibbon
1737–1794
Historian. The Decline and Fall.
Adam Smith
1723–1790
Philosopher. The Wealth of Nations.
Charles James Fox
1749–1806
Statesman. Whig, friend of America.
The Club·Turk’s Head Tavern, Gerrard Street·founded 1764
- the hardened and shameless tea-drinker -
“I am a hardened and shameless tea-drinker, who for twenty years diluted my meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with Tea amuses the evening, with Tea solaces the midnight, and with Tea welcomes the morning.”
Review of Hanway·The Literary Magazine·1757
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