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BY OTHERSTuesday, January 1, 1901

by G. K. Chesterton

One big Chestertonian page - 622 remarks filterable across fourteen themes, the Paradox Engine showing how he turned a line around, Chesterton's Fence made interactive, ten collapsible essays (the bill of contents up top; click any to read in full), a Fleet Street hoarding of fictitious GK's Weekly bills, and 'The Donkey' set as an illuminated page.

tags: chesterton, essays, paradox, faith, tradition, humility, wonder, edwardian

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OUR COLUMN OF

Observations & Paradoxes

622 remarks, taken from twenty-nine works

GK's Weekly·compiled from Wikiquote

All Things ConsideredParadox

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. No one sees anything funny in a tree falling down. No one sees a delicate absurdity in a stone falling down. No man stops in the road and roars with laughter at the sight of the snow coming down. The fall of thunderbolts is treated with some gravity. The fall of roofs and high buildings is taken seriously. It is only when a man tumbles down that we laugh. Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton wrote at the pace of a weekly paper and the volume of a small library - about a hundred books, two thousand essays, five novels, four plays, a thousand poems, countless newspaper columns - most of it in longhand, most of it before breakfast, most of it good. He came up through Fleet Street, edited GK’s Weekly in the 1920s, and spent his career making the same argument in every shape he could find: that the ordinary is mystical, the modern is provincial, tradition is radical, and the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

After the digest above, the two signature interactives - Paradox Engine and Chesterton's Fence - and then ten short essays reproduced in full, folded by default; click any one to read it.

THE PARADOX ENGINEHow he turned a line around

GK's Weekly·various works·No. III

the common view

You should get the adventure you want.

chesterton's turn

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

- On Running After One’s Hat (1908)
THE SIGNATURE MOVE · THE INVERSION

Ten Hinges

Chesterton’s great trick: take a saying everyone agrees with, turn it on its hinge, and find an older saying everyone forgot. Click any pair to see why the flip works.

  1. The conventional rule says: do not do what you cannot do excellently. Chesterton replies: most of what matters in life - raising children, loving your neighbour, singing, praying, defending your country - must be done by amateurs who will do it badly. The professional standard, applied universally, is the death of ordinary life.

    - What’s Wrong with the World, 1910

The Thing · 1929Chesterton's Fence

GK's Weekly·The Thing · 1929·No. IV

A fence across a country road. You do not see the use of it.

The more modern type of reformer goes gaily up to it and says, "I don’t see the use of this; let us clear it away." To which the more intelligent type of reformer will do well to answer: "If you don’t see the use of it, I certainly won’t let you clear it away. Go away and think. Then, when you can come back and tell me that you do see the use of it, I may allow you to destroy it."

- from The Thing (1929), ch. IV

The Bill of Contents

Ten essays. Each one short. Each one folded, with a kicker and a line to hook you. Click any to read it in full; fold it back when you're done.

essay Ifrom The Defendant · 1901

A Defence of Nonsense

GK's Weekly·The Defendant · 1901·No. I

Lear and Carroll, and the claim that pure nonsense is a kind of spiritual sight - a new literature of unreason that comes to the aid of religion by reminding us that the world does not, in the end, make sense.

A thing cannot be completely wonderful so long as it remains sensible.

essay IIfrom All Things Considered · 1908

On Running After One's Hat

GK's Weekly·All Things Considered · 1908·No. II

The London floods, the railway station, and the proposition that running after a windblown hat is not undignified but, rightly seen, a noble form of hunting.

An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

essay IIIfrom Heretics · 1905

The Case for the Ephemeral

GK's Weekly·Heretics · 1905·No. III

His preface to Heretics. He introduces a book of essays attacking the intellectual fashions of the day by embracing its own impermanence - and ends by making impermanence the point.

It is so easy to be solemn; it is so hard to be frivolous.

essay IVfrom The Defendant · 1901

A Defence of Humility

GK's Weekly·The Defendant · 1901·No. IV

Humility, he argues, is not a social nicety but a metaphysical precondition for knowledge - the only posture that allows one to see at all.

It is always the secure who are humble.

essay Vfrom Tremendous Trifles · 1909

A Piece of Chalk

GK's Weekly·Tremendous Trifles · 1909·No. V

He walks out onto the Sussex Downs with brown paper and coloured chalks to sketch. He discovers he is missing the most important colour. He realises, sitting on the grass, exactly where he is.

I was sitting on an immense warehouse of white chalk.

essay VIfrom Orthodoxy, Ch. IV · 1908

The Ethics of Elfland

GK's Weekly·Orthodoxy, Ch. IV · 1908·No. VI

The central chapter of Orthodoxy. The things the nursery teaches - the laws of the fairy tale - are the actual laws of ethics and metaphysics. Modern rationalists have got it exactly backward.

Fairyland is simply the sunny country of common sense.

essay VIIfrom The Defendant · 1901

In Defence of Penny Dreadfuls

GK's Weekly·The Defendant · 1901·No. VII

The cheap sensational boys' fiction of the bookstalls - decried by every critic of taste - preserves, against all expectation, the oldest and most wholesome moral universe we have.

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.

essay VIIIfrom Tremendous Trifles · 1909

The Twelve Men

GK's Weekly·Tremendous Trifles · 1909·No. VIII

On being called for jury duty: why the law, at the one point where it matters most, takes the business out of the hands of its experts and hands it to twelve ordinary men off the street.

Our civilisation has decided, and very justly decided, that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men.

essay IXfrom The Defendant · 1901

A Defence of Rash Vows

GK's Weekly·The Defendant · 1901·No. IX

Against the modern instinct to keep every option open: an argument that the irrevocable promise is not a cage but the only door out of the smaller cage of one's present mood.

The man who makes a vow makes an appointment with himself at some distant time or place.

essay Xfrom Tremendous Trifles · 1909

The Red Angel

GK's Weekly·Tremendous Trifles · 1909·No. X

On children and fear: the modern theory that fairy tales 'frighten' the child, and the much older truth that the child has brought the fear with him and the fairy tale has brought the sword.

Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey.

GK's Weekly·The Flying Inn · 1913

a ballad · MCMXIII

The Rolling English Road

Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode,
The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road.
A reeling road, a rolling road, that rambles round the shire,
And after him the parson ran, the sexton and the squire;
A merry road, a mazy road, and such as we did tread
The night we went to Birmingham by way of Beachy Head.

I knew no harm of Bonaparte and plenty of the Squire,
And for to fight the Frenchman I did not much desire;
But I did bash their baggonets because they came arrayed
To straighten out the crooked road an English drunkard made,
Where you and I went down the lane with ale-mugs in our hands,
The night we went to Glastonbury by way of Goodwin Sands.

His sins they were forgiven him; or why do flowers run
Behind him; and the hedges all strengthening in the sun?
The wicked never wander far, but the wise are cast beyond,
And the great dead centre of the earth is fat with farm and pond.
And we, my friend, will dance and feast, or sing until we die,
That had the dear hard-luck to live in the days when England was still England.

My friends, we will not go again or ape an ancient rage,
Or stretch the folly of our youth to be the shame of age,
But walk with clearer eyes and ears this path that wandereth,
And see undrugged in evening light the decent inn of death;
For there is good news yet to hear and fine things to be seen,
Before we go to Paradise by way of Kensal Green.

first published in The Flying Inn, 1913.

GK's Weekly·The Wild Knight · 1900

a poem · MCM

The Donkey

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

first published The Wild Knight and Other Poems, 1900.

- Beaconsfield · 14 June 1936 -

GK’s Weekly·Fleet Street·printed and distributed by The Defendant Press·1901–1936·compiled for this commonplace-book, 2026

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