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BY OTHERS◆Thursday, January 16, 2025

by David Lynch

David Lynch as a night of television: ten channels on an old set in a dark room, then the test card. His forty-three sourced lines as the station identification; the weather in L.A., 950 reports of it; the 2:30 milkshake at Bob’s Big Boy, with napkins; twenty minutes of sitting still; eighty-seven fish to catch; a doughnut to keep your eye on; the Red Room, backwards; today’s number from a jar; both his books entire, by teletext; and Tbilisi, 2017.

tags: david-lynch, cinema, meditation, transcendental-meditation, twin-peaks, eraserhead, creativity, dreams, consciousness, the-red-room, weather, television

author
David Lynch
filed
Thursday, January 16, 2025
revised
October 3, 2026
words
474
reading
~3 min

Los Angeles editionLocal listings

Tonight, and every night until sign‑off Channels 1 to 10 All times Pacific

Today

  1. 8:59 a.m.Channel 0Station Identification Forty-three things he said, with their sources, one at a time between test cards. 1 min.
  2. 9:00 a.m.Channel 1The Weather in L.A. A man at a window gives the date, the temperature in Fahrenheit and Celsius, and a wish for a good day. 950 mornings, May 2020 to December 2022. Daily
  3. 2:30 p.m.every dayChannel 2Bob’s Big Boy, 2:30 p.m. Every day at two-thirty: a chocolate milkshake and several cups of coffee. The run lasted eight years. Napkins provided. R
  4. Twice dailyChannel 3Twenty Minutes, Twice a Day Transcendental Meditation, once in the morning and again in the afternoon, about twenty minutes each time. On the air since July 1973. Silent

Tonight

  1. 8:00 p.m.Channel 4Catching the Big Fish Little fish swim on the surface; the big ones swim down below. Bring a longer line. CC
  2. 9:00 p.m.Channel 5Keep Your Eye on the Donut “Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on the hole.” A test of attention, open to viewers at home. Family
  3. 11:00 p.m.Channel 6The Red Room Everyone in it speaks backwards. Bring a sentence. An idea he had been keeping since 1971. Reversed

After midnight

  1. MidnightChannel 7Today’s Number Is A hand goes into a jar and comes out with a number. It is midnight, so today has only just begun. Live draw
  2. 12:30 a.m.Channel 8The Two Books Room to Dream, nineteen chapters, and Catching the Big Fish, eighty-seven. Unabridged, all night. Unabridged
  3. 1:30 a.m.Channel 9Tbilisi, 2017 His first visit to Georgia, November 2017, in conversation with Radio Tavisupleba. It is the afternoon there. Interview
3:00 a.m.Sign-off. Test card, tone, then snow until morning.

Programmes subject to change, the weather especially.

In Room to Dream, Kristine McKenna calls him “a creature of habit”: the same milkshake at two-thirty for eight years, twenty minutes of meditation twice a day from 1973, the weather from his window. So here he is as a night of television on an old set in a dark room, ten channels and a test card, and the knob on every set turns to the next.

Every station begins by saying who it is, whatever the hour. This one lets him do the talking.

Channel 0: Station Identification

Cinema
All the movies are about strange worlds that you can’t go into unless you build them and film them. That’s what’s so important about film to me. I just like going into strange worlds.
Line 1/43The Making of Dune (1984)
Seen 1 of 43
Or type a number, as on the set. The dial lights up as you go.
Guide
Forty-three things he said, each with its source, and a test card between every one. It is always 8:59 on this channel, a minute before the weather.

He had done this before: in 2002 his website carried a daily weather report, for which he looked out of his studio window and said how he expected the day to go. “I liked doing the weather report every day,” he says in Room to Dream, and in May 2020 he started again.

Channel 1: The Weather in L.A.

Los AngelesThe extended outlookissued in arrears
  • 2020, May to Dec: 234 reports; average high 82°F (28°C), average low 57°F (14°C); 3 mornings with rain.
  • 2021, every day: 365 reports; average high 76°F (24°C), average low 53°F (12°C); 29 mornings with rain.
  • 2022, Jan to Dec: 349 reports; average high 77°F (25°C), average low 54°F (12°C); 27 mornings with rain.
High over low: the average of the mornings he reported, in Fahrenheit and Celsius, both, the way he gave the temperature. One drop for every ten wet mornings.

The daily report · all 950

Here in L.A., blue skies and golden sunshine

Nearly every morning - on Indie 103.1 from 2005, then online, then daily on YouTube through the pandemic until December 2022 - he gave the day’s weather: the date, the temperature in Fahrenheit and Celsius, a look out the window, and a wish for a good day. Here is every morning of the YouTube run. Pick a day.

The last report

Friday, December 16, 2022

L.A. that day: high 65°F (18°C), low 41°F (5°C), dry · report 1:19

December 16 in

2020

2021

2022

the L.A. high: 50°F105°F rain no report

  • 948 mornings, 59 of them with rain
  • the hottest:
  • the coldest:
  • the wettest:
  • the longest:
  • no report in the run: Jun 2, 2020

The colours are the actual L.A. weather each day, not his reading of it: the Open-Meteo archive (ERA5, CC BY 4.0) for the Hollywood Hills. ↗ the playlist on YouTube

Guide
948 mornings, two number draws and 20½ hours of a man looking out of the window on our behalf. The colours are what the sky really did.

From the mid-seventies until the early eighties he went to Bob’s Big Boy just about every day, at two-thirty. “I’d have a milk shake and sit and think,” he says.

Channel 2: Bob’s Big Boy, 2:30 p.m.

TODAY’SSPECIALChocolateShake

Two-thirty. The booth is yours. Order something, and watch the sugar.

Napkinsnone yet

The ideas come with the sugar, one napkin at a time.

Guest checkNo. 0230
Day 1 of about 2,9202:30 p.m.
Choc. shake
0
Coffee
0
Sugar
0
Napkins
0
Ideas hooked: 0 of 11

Every day at two-thirty, “several cups of coffee and a chocolate milkshake,” for “the next eight years.” Room to Dream, “Spike.” The sugar meter is ours.

Guide
“There’s a safety in thinking in a diner.” Catching the Big Fish, on the years at Bob’s. The napkins say where each idea really arrived.

In July 1973 he went to the TM centre in Los Angeles and met an instructor who, he says, looked like Doris Day. Thirty-three years later he wrote that he had never missed a meditation.

Channel 3: Twenty Minutes, Twice a Day

20
Twenty seconds, standing in for his twenty minutes: a second here is a minute on the studio clock. The station regrets the abridgement.
On record: D.L., July 1973 to 2006, some 24,000 sittings, none missed (his count). You: 0.
Guide
Since July 1973, morning and afternoon, about twenty minutes a time. The station’s longest-running programme, and its least eventful.

His little book on where ideas come from begins with four words: “Ideas are like fish.” The little ones stay in the shallows, and if you want the big ones you have to go deeper.

Channel 4: Catching the Big Fish

The sea under a rowboat at night, in cross-section. A man in the boat holds the rod; fish swim at every depth, bigger and stranger the deeper they are, and a gold light lies on the floor.

“But if you want to catch the big fish, you’ve got to go deeper.”Introduction

0 of 87 in the creel

Empty so far. They are all still down there.

Guide
Each fish is one of the book’s 87 chapters, and swims as deep as the chapter is long. His metaphor, taken literally, with a ruler.

Eraserhead took five years to make, and at one point his father and his younger brother sat him down and told him to get a job and forget it. He got a job delivering the Wall Street Journal, and did not forget it.

Channel 5: Keep Your Eye on the Donut

Tonight’s expression

There’s an expression: “Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on the hole.”

Catching the Big Fish, “The Pace of Life”
Time
15.0
Doughnut
00.0
Hole
00.0
Elsewhere
00.0

The hole goes wherever your eye goes. Keep the eye on the dough for fifteen seconds, with the mouse, a finger, or the arrow keys on the plate.

Guide
He gives it as “an expression” and spells it doughnut. The hole goes wherever you look; the doughnut is the part you can do something about. Read “The Pace of Life” on channel 8.

The Red Room came to him one summer evening in the parking lot of a film laboratory in Los Angeles, as he leaned on the warm roof of a car: first the room, then the backward thing, then some of the dialogue.

Channel 6: The Red Room

Everyone in this room speaks backwards. Hand him a sentence and see.

Guide
Performed backwards, played in reverse. On this channel two wrongs make a nearly right.

He had been “looking at license plates” since before Eraserhead, and his lucky number was seven. In the YouTube years, a jar joined the weather.

Channel 7: Today’s Number Is

Ten balls, one to ten. He drew one a day.

Draws this session 0

Comments

Wes W under every draw, until the seven

Man if tomorrow’s not a seven I’m gonna lose it

Waiting for a seven. His jar kept viewers waiting forty days.

About the programme

Every day from August 2020, on his YouTube channel, he drew one of ten ping-pong balls, numbered one to ten, from a jar, and told you today’s number. It ran beside the weather reports until late 2022.

For the first forty days every number came out except seven, reportedly his favourite, and the comments began to wonder whether the jar was rigged. Wes W left the same comment under every draw. On 25 September 2020 the seven came out: “Today’s number, Wes, is seven.” (Dazed, 29 September 2020)

An honest jar goes that long without a seven less than twice in a hundred tries. This jar is honest; the station has looked.

Seven was his lucky number, he says in Room to Dream, and he had been “looking at license plates” since before Eraserhead. On the Wild at Heart shoot, by the producer Monty Montgomery’s account, “We couldn’t go to the set until David had done his numerology with license plates and seen his initials on license plates.” (Room to Dream, “Finding Love in Hell”)

Two of the draws strayed into his weather playlist, on 20 February and 29 October 2022. Channel 1 has them, with the weather.

Guide
Today’s number is not drawn yet. For today’s weather, turn to channel 1.

Room to Dream (2018) tells his life twice over, each part first as Kristine McKenna reported it and then as he remembers it. Catching the Big Fish (2006) is the short one, in eighty-seven pieces, and most of this broadcast was caught in it.

Channel 8: The Two Books

The Two Books

Unabridged, all night. Key in a page, or press a colour.

Q. What does it all mean?

The answer is concealed. Press cyan to reveal it.

Guide
Both books, every word, by teletext. Sit down at 12:30 a.m., read at two hundred words a minute, and you will be finished at about 5:37 that afternoon.

The last programme is the nearest to home here. In November 2017 he made his first visit to Georgia, and in Tbilisi he sat down with Radio Tavisupleba, RFE/RL’s Georgian service.

Channel 9: Tbilisi, 2017

Radio Tavisuplebaრადიო თავისუფლებაTbilisi, 2017

დევიდ ლინჩიDavid Lynch in Georgia

His first visit to Georgia, November 2017: to launch the David Lynch Foundation Caucasus, to dream up a Tbilisi film university, and to address Parliament. RFE/RL’s Georgian Service (Radio Tavisupleba, Salome Asatiani) sat down with him.

The station · Los AngelesIt is half past one in the morning here, and the afternoon in Tbilisi. Ask him something.

David Lynch · თბილისი[Standing by.]

Ask Tbilisi
Mr Lynch, what do you make of Georgia?Will the world ever find peace?What did meditation do for you?And after the anger?And what does it all mean?And when do you fly home?

Questions put to Tbilisi: 0 of 6. Time spent waiting for Tbilisi: 0.0 s.

The transcripthis five lines from Tbilisi
  • I love Georgia, I love the people - so warm, intelligent, creative.
  • We’re going to find a peace in the world very soon - and Georgia is going to play a role in this.
  • When I first started meditating I had a lot of anger, and within two weeks that anger just lifted away, without me even trying.
  • All kinds of fear leave you. You start enjoying life. You start seeing a brighter, more beautiful world.
  • I haven’t even left yet, and I’m already thinking of coming back.

the interview at Radio Tavisupleba (RFE/RL) · lines above from his Tbilisi visit · the video on YouTube

Guide
The questions are the station’s. The answers came from Tbilisi, November 2017.

His closing chapter signs off with “Peace to all of you.” The station does it the old way.

Test card: Sign-off

The Late BroadcastThis station is now leaving the air.
Guide
Snow until nine, when the weather comes back on.

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